do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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