His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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