fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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