He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
im calling her cock vulture from now on
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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