just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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