I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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