is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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