Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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