I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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