True but thats because hes a fetus.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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