it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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