Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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