I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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