I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I checked into jail on foursquare
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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