If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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