We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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