I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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