It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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