North Korea, Best Korea!
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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