Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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