weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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