No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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