How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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