Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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