It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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