brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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