I feel like abortions should bother me more
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
