Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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