I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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