THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
40s are totally the cure
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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