doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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