He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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