My first STD was from a foam party
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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