even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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