Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
