And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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