Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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