Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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