well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Damn victory sex feels great
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
His nipple licking is glorious
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