So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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