I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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