if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
