? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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