When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Boobs are out for the taking
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
