You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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