i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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