a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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