I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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