How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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