I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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