Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Randomize