why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
We need to get me chipped asap
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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