Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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